Welcome to Sunday Screencaps. I’m back from vacation, and I’d love to report that I’m well rested and ready for whatever comes as we get closer to the start of the NFL regular season and college football.
But that’s not entirely true. I’m ready for all that football has in store for us this season, but I’m not well rested at all. That wasn’t going to happen. It was never part of the plan.
I spent most of my time off hanging out with my little one, squeezing every last bit out of what was left of his summer break. We did it all, and I think he had a good time, which was the point.
The first day of school is tomorrow, and he’s already had two baseball practices. It’s going to get busy quickly, and before you know it we’re going to be covered in pumpkin spice in the middle of fall.
While I was out, there was also chatter about OutKick OutDoors heating up, which I’m involved with thanks to my brilliant work covering Bigfoot. All things to come as we spend the next few weeks putting the finishing touches on summer.
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Let’s shift gears and get this party started, shall we? We’re going on a virtual trip to Chicago where the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders took over Lake Michigan for a bachelorette weekend on the water.
The member of America’s Sweethearts who is going to be tying the knot is a veteran with five years on the squad under her belt. Her name is Madeline Salter, and she got engaged to a sports card investor back in April.
Why do we know so much about her is a question that some might be asking? It has the appearance of a good question, but it’s not. Frankly, we should be asking why we don’t know more about this cheerleader and her engagement.
We’re talking about a distinguished member of the top cheerleading squad in the league who went to People with her engagement news. And we thank her for that, otherwise we’d be in the dark about where this whole bachelorette weekend came from.
See, Madeline’s future husband surprised her with his proposal. She had no idea that she was going to be receiving a proposal that day.
“I had no idea that this was happening. I thought I was just doing a normal content photo shoot, and then I was surprised by my future husband with the biggest smile.”
The old surprise “will you marry me?” when she thought it was a normal content photo shoot. From that to bikinis with her friends on Lake Michigan. What more can I say than congratulations?
In a world where social media trends have people soaking chicken in NyQuil and eating Tide pods, it makes sense that something called the “brown challenge” would emerge.
What is the “brown challenge?”
It’s a trend that has evidently been going on for a couple of years, where, Metro reports, people “have taken it upon themselves to try and get public pools to close by either defecating in the water or releasing it from a bag inside their swimwear.”
The prank has reportedly caused the closure of more than 300 pools in Spain as the pools have to undergo thorough cleaning and remain closed to the public for 24 to 28 hours.
This shouldn’t have to be said, especially for those of you out there respecting summer, but here we are. If you’re going to attempt a prank, make sure it’s funny.
Taking a dump in a pool is something that sounds like it should be funny, but let’s be honest it goes in different direction fast. With that said, don’t take a dump in the pool.
– Mike writes:
Almost forgot to send my meat pics. While the wife is away, bacon wrapped tenderloin, prepackaged to just heat and eat.
Keep up the great work.
SeanJo
Whatever you do, don’t forget to send your meat pics. Thanks for sending these in and thanks for the support. Keep sending in your meat, I want to see it.
– Jim T in San Diego:
Driving to daughter’s wedding in NorCal, saw this shop deep in the redwoods, and had to stop for you.
Start a new job as a news reporter Monday and so won’t be writing in too often but will still be reading along.
SeanJo
Thanks for making the stop. I’ve been to my share of Bigfoot museums/gift shops and they never fail to entertain.
Congratulations on the new job. Your contributions to the column will be missed.
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– Gen X Warren M writes:
Hey SeanJo,
Hope you had a great vacation searching for Sasquatch!
I grilled up some cheeseburgers for my wife, her BFF, and I, plus baked some fries. Not a bad Saturday evening.
SeanJo
Thanks for sending me your meat. I’m a big cheeseburgers on the grill guy. I never get tired of them.
The first couple of days of my vacation were on the road in what should be prime Bigfoot country. Sadly, I came home empty-handed.
I found no evidence whatsoever. Oddly, I never do.
Yes you are Bill. More fantastic work on the grill. Keep it up and keep sending me your meat.
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That’s it. I’m officially back from vacation. We’re even closer to the start of football that counts and I don’t know about you, but that’s music to my ears.
Make the most of what’s left of the weekend and if you slap your meat on the grill, send it my way. Send whatever else you want too.
The inbox and the DMs are always open. My email is sean.joseph@outkick.com and you can find me here on Twitter and here on Instagram.
