The 2026 FIFA World Cup is underway, and fans from around the world are still making their way into North America to cheer on their teams.
However, few fan bases have made an entrance quite like Scotland’s, and that should really come as no surprise.
They know how to party there, and in fact, it seems like some airlines weren’t even prepared for the sheer volume of drinking that they were hell-bent on doing.
The Scots get their slate underway on Saturday night against Haiti at Boston Stadium, or as we all know it outside of World Cup times, Gillette Stadium.
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So, Scottish fans rolled into Logan International Airport ahead of the match, but the news became less about the Tartan Army’s arrival and more about their journey there and the drinking they did along the way.
It can be a little tough to hear through the thick Scottish brogues, but here’s the gist: They drank all the beer on their plane, with some starting to booze as soon as they woke up at 1 in the morning.
The Scottish are absolute legends.
Do you realize how much drinking you have to do for it to be newsworthy in Boston?!
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I think the big failure here is whatever airline they were on not doing the math that a flight from Scotland to Boston the day before a World Cup match might move a lot of beer.
Sure, they can only load up so much, but maybe they need to develop some sort of midair refueling system like our military uses. Just instead of jet fuel, they funnel a few kegs of Tennent’s Lager into the galley.
Well, I’m sure “Boston Stadium” (that is going to be the trickiest part of this World Cup, remembering that all the stadiums have different names) won’t be running out of beer the way their plane did.
Because, surely, the folks there just got a massive hint that they better order a few backup kegs just in case.
